Cluck.

minecraft-mobs-in-odd-places:

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a chicken. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a chicken would never just walk into something like a lava fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that chicken was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.