Cluck.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just play connect four. They’ll rarely play dominoes.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually get four in a row.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

(Source: kiyalunga)